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Who invented the Dewey Decimal system?
Surprisingly, the Dewey Decimal System has not yet been invented. We are getting close, however, and the demand is growing daily. There's nothing more frustrating than picking up what you think is a Steven King novel, then getting it home to find you're spending an evening with Uncle Friedrich's Screen Door Repair And Marsupial Detox Home Surgery Manual.

My neighbor Tadeusz has invented the Krszyzynski Decimal System, but it doesn't seem to be catching on. He has hinted to me that it won't take much more than a six-pack of Molson's and a few shiny trinkets for him to change his name to Dewey

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